Saturday, July 4, 2009

Love and Fuck you!

Not to worry, no flaming post here. Just wanted to clarify something here to some people out there.

You see, when we use any profanities, people would just turn and stare at us like we have F cup boobs. Or in the internet they would say things like "Wah u so ganas also ar", or whatever reaction they could think of.

Seriously, I don't find anything wrong! Yea shoot me, I think it's not wrong at all! For goodness sake, it's just A WORD! It makes no difference in your life or whatsoever.

Ok, if the word 'Fuck' was created very long ago by Tasadays as to replace the word 'Love', I don't think its a big fuss right now.

Example:

I fuck him (I love him)
He fuck me alot too!
Our gang fucks each other alot!

It sounds wrong here but whatever it is, it's just a damn word. It depends on how you wanna interpret it!

Even the word 'Bitch' is a big fuss. Puff once told me that when she said the word 'bitch' in KL, those bitches would turn and stare at her big ET eyes. It's not common to say that in KL? But it's very common for us coz we uses it so often that to us, it simply meant 'girl/dear/ET/etc'.

Bitch is just a female dog! If you people can compare yourself to a 'cute little poodle puppy' or 'hello kitty' or 'lazy pig' or anything that you wanna relate yourself to, why can't you call yourself a bitch? There are ugly and pretty bitches wat!

Next, the hokkien/harsher version.
cb, ccb, cpp, knnccb, mcb, and the list goes on.

Ok now tell me whats so wrong with those words? If you play Dota, these words are very very very common. Even in small kids game, Maple Story, but thats when you KS people's map, they would use profanities too. So, just be ignorant lar! Or not, like what I've said justnow, you interpret it as something else.

Example:

You're a CB! (You're a Cute Baby!)

And if you're wondering whats 'cpp', its actually a multi-usable word for me.

Example:
I had diarrhoea for 19 weeks. FML! (My version: I had diarrhoea for 19 weeks. CPP!)
You're as stupid as a cpp you piece of shit!

I think cpp is a good word! It sounds so nice even though it doesn't make sense sometimes.


Alrite, that's all for my crappy post. So, get over it people.

Oh yea, fuck you all so much!

XOXO

Oh wait, why would 'XOXO' be hugs and kisses when I don't see any hugs and kisses?
That's because I interpret it as something else!
For me, its:
1. You wanted 2 bottles of XO after the loooong post; or
2. For decoration purposes; or
3. Just another way to say 'S - HO' as in asshole. Hey no worries man, just say it out.

Okie fuck you people! Muuuackkk! XOXO

PS: The 'fuck' in the post below that was used to described the media, alrite, that's a HATE fuck, not LOVE fuck. RIP MJ. I'm still missing you loads!

4 comments:

  1. one very WTF post...but i like it!!! Haha~

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  2. hahaha.. " FNB = Four Nipples Bitch "

    yea and wtf? dookie's fav

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  3. nana started ur orchestra again...good one actually it just a god dam word..... and watch this youtube url i am sending... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rX7-R54-Q8

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  4. *loudly and proudly* FCUK YOU HAHAHAA!

    Annie you CSW!! ClamSuckerWhore wuahahaha!

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